Phew! *wipes off sweat*
I took nearly 2 erm 3 weeks (?)
Just to finish loading all these shizz -.-
Reason #1 I was lazy
Reason #2 Connection suck shits
Reason #3 Nothing is co-operating
So yeah. It all happened when I needed to pee
But the nearest toilets were all sucky shits
Either locked or flooded with all those floaty shits
Dont ask me to describe in details
Im disgusted
Had to drag myself all the way to the gallery just to pee
Which is freaking hell ass far for a lazybitch like me
But I had to stop half way and ask my pee to pause
Cos a bunch of Form1 juniors found a tortoise in the drain
Mind you.
The damn creature ran from the pond in front of the staffroom to the hall
Freaking ass far right?
Best part, it's hiding under the cement platform or wtv you call it
I had to struggle and bend down and what not
Until Nad told me I chao kong -.-
Ass lah.
Thank goodness my pretty undies matches the black pants
Mmm. Not so bad after all.
Obviously I suck in catching that poor thing
Cos it sorta like bit my finger
Somehow some random Form1 junior managed to get it out
And we dumped it back into the pond
And during recess I got called by PnNC
Asking why did I put the tortoise back in the Koperasi Pond
Cos the 3 tortoise was suppose to be at the BlockC's pond
Cos the Koperasi Pond was eew-fy
Then had to struggle to catch all 3 tortoise out from the Koperasi Pond
Which wasnt easy
And it swam so fast in water
And ran so fast on land
No wonder it can reach the hall's drain -.-
You should see how stupid it was
Like a few Form5 kids wearing latex gloves
Dipping our hands into the eew-fy pond
And catching those creatures
With lots of sweat dripping everywhere!
Then we took it to the Science Lab and clean all of them
And it was rather disgusting
And obviously, it wasnt easy again
Steph was wiping my sweat
And another hand of hers was folding Shern's sleeves
Wonderful.
But when the camera attacked it, straight away diamdiam
Bitch.
Urgh.
Then we put it at the BlockC's pond
Too bad after a while
We saw that the cat fishes in there were biting it and what not
Then we had to fish out all the 3 tortoises again!
Mind you. This is even deeper
And we used Physics!
Refraction!
HAHAHA.
Somehow later, managed to get the net
And I swear we were like jokers
Form5s screaming "ITS HEREEEE! NOOOO! It ran away!"
And what not.
Mm. Its us. What more can you expect?
Then after idk how long, gosh!
Managed to transport all 3 tortoises out and dumped them at the Carpark's pond
Then realised the tortoises cant sunbath themselves
Had to carry superduper heavy rocks from the Koperasi to the carpark
Nearly killed us
Thank goodness we had the newspaper-truck thingycrap
Used Physics concept shizz again
And yeah. Work was rather easy.
Since Im so bored, lazy and lifeless
I made Nad pose for me
And I suppose she's many many times worse than me (:
But I still love her and her stupidity.
Since I wasnt doing anything much
Cos I was lazy (:
They made me push the rock down
Cos I always bullshyte that Im damn muscular
But the fact is that Im not at all!
Waiting for the water creatures to move
So I can push it down
FOOOSHHH.
If only the stupid security guard wasnt standing there
Then you can see how retarded I ran away just to avoid the water from splashing on me
Mission ACCOMPLISH!
Saved the tortoises in school!
And guess what!
Credits to me for bringing my camera
And since so many pictures were snapped
Its gonna be our Kerja Amal for Moral!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Top : Miss Nadia Dharshini Kirby, Miss Michelle Lim Li Ann, Miss Lee Jo Sie, Miss Andrea Leong Kit Mun
Down : Miss The-Oh-So-Mighty Teoh Xiu Jong, Miss Jacqueline Yap Lai Kin
Missing in action : Miss New Su Shern, Miss Stephanie Tan Ying Li
Got back to class to chill a while
And Andrea started playing with my camera
Taking the most randomest candid shots ever!

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